This is Wayne's World

Someone please tell me the deal with money spiders….
What is one?
What do they look like?
Where do they come from?
Myself and my Queen were lounging in a park the other day and she saw a spider crawling near by. ‘Oh, look, a money spider’…
I still don’t think I know if I’d recognise one if I saw another!
But enough about the irrelevant…. What’s the deal with seeing one and then coming into money bullshit!?
That’s right folks. You see a money spider and you’re coming into money.
Well. No such luck! Not that I’m bothered about money, just stating the facts.
Confused? I am.