This is Wayne's World

I’m a little confused as to why you’d be driving up my arse on a 40mph road when I’m already doing 40mph and am to side of not one but three police cars also driving at the same speed.

You must have really been in a rush!

I bet you were pleased when the police turned off and you were able to overtake as we also turned onto a different road? But I bet you weren’t as pleased as I was when just after overtaking me another police car pulled out just in front of you, just ahead of me. That’s right. I saw it all. And it was a 30mph road as well. So when I came cruising up behind you did I give you the same ‘get a move on, knobhead’ singles you were giving me or did I laugh?

I’ll leave that to you to guess.
PS. You’re a prick.