This is Wayne's World

The woes of being unfit…

My bum aches…
My lower back aches…
My ankles ache…
My thighs ache…
Out of breath, the smell of stale sweat and an over worked squash ball…

But I won and that’s the main thing. Isn’t it?!

Its not about playing for fun. It’s only about doing your level best to score more than your opponent. You work harder that way. I tried my level best and came up trumps (won and got a good workout). Next time I may not be so lucky, but that’s next time.

Funny though. If you were to ask John (the cheat) you’d get a different result.

For the record it went…… (In our botched scoring method)
1 – 0
1 – 1
1 – 2
1 – 3
You lose – I win
Now I need to go away and learn the rules of Squash……