This is Wayne's World

Are you male?

Ever been kicked in the balls?
Fucking hurts like nothing on Earth, and ladies, giving birth cannot be as bad. Basically. God. You cocked up….. Again. Our balls shouldn’t be dangling down and held on to our bodies by the thinest of layers of skin. They are practically external to the point of been detatched and it’s like we’re just looking after them or even….. Carrying them for someone else. Until, that is you get kicked in them! Then they are very much your own. Why are they not just an internally working part/organ that we don’t have to worry about protecting from the slightest of, well, flicks!!
Silly God. You must be a lady with a sick sense of humour.
Well lady God blokes the world over ain’t laughing!