This is Wayne's World

Come with me and follow my train of thought in the car on the way back from our baby anatomy scan.

Going through a car wash
Led to
Redecorating bathrooms
Led to
Cauliflower Mick
Led to
Art Garfunkel because he looks like him
Led to
Me singing Total Eclipse of the Heart because it includes the lines “bright eyes”
Led to
(whilst my Queen showed me a tiny hole in her pants)
Me singing “and I nee-patches” get it? “And I need you tonight” turned into knee patches.
And there you have it…..