This is Wayne's World

Ice Ice Baby turned up on my ipod this morning on the way in to work and got thinking about rappers names and how ridiculous they are.

Take for example…..

Vanilla Ice Cream….I mean Vanilla Ice (or Robert Van Winckle)

Not cool in the fashionable sense but very cool on a hot day with a flake in a cone served up by a man who drives around in a van with the Monty Python theme blasting out!

Ice Cube Maker (or Oshea Jackson)

Again, useful during a heat wave. (I sense a theme coming…..)

Ice(‘d) Tea (I mean T) (or Tracy Marrow)

With a hint of Vanilla Ice essence perhaps. I have to say I’ve never been keen on cold Tea not matter how hot it gets. Sorry Boss.

50 Cent (or Curtis James Jackson III)

Talking about selling yourself short! 50 Cent or in my language….50 Pence won’t even buy you a Pot Noodle. Maybe he should’ve called himself 50 quid, or something.

Coolio (or Artis Leon Ivey Jr)

Had writers block that day. ‘Whats cool?’ ‘hmmmmm… I know Coolio’. FAIL.

Puff Daddy (or Sean John Combs)

Too many conotations with this name. Who knows what he was thinking. Maybe he should have used myrapname.com.
Well lets see…..

Real rappers names through MyRapName.com

Puff Daddy is….. S Style
Coolio is….. A Hitman
50 Cent is….. Infamous C Curtie Social
Ice T is….. Devious Professor Tracy T
Ice Cube is….. Slim Funk OO
and
Vanilla Ice is….. Serious Jammy R Bobby

But what about yours truely? Well my rapper name is….

Bad Wayne Bee Kracker Cobra

Check my bad self!

Further reading on this engaging subject……
My Rap Name