This is Wayne's World

Today I was stopped by the police for doing 41 in a 30 zone

Fucking gutted and all I could think about were all the criminals roaming round while I was sat in the back of his car. Undesirables up to no good and getting away with it because I was busy being lectured.
So after ten minutes of back of the wrist slapping and a producer and a sixty pound fine I find myself typing this post,
a lot calmer now and able to collect my thoughts.

Yes yes it’s my fault and my queen let me know all about it for the rest of our journey but to be fair the more I think about it the more I think it’s me and everyone like me that need stopping and fining.
I’m a law abiding citizen. I don’t even download music illegally for frigs sake but I am very much inclined to change my ways now. (My speeding in the car ways that is). After all I don’t want a dead kid on my conscience because I was speeding slightly. And the copper is right. If I’d had hit someone and I was going slightly faster than I should have been then the outcome would be much worse.
So good, I deserve to be pulled and fined and hopefully I won’t forget this lesson because although at first I thought I was been hard done by. Maybe just maybe that police man did me a favor and made me realise I was going too fast.

Why do I think that people like me are better off be stopped and issued?
Because a scruffy crim’ sort already has made their stance with the law and fallen out with society. So would they listen? Would they care? Or would they go home and feel destructive, hard done by, singled out and every other feeling that someone already out speeding and causing bother without care of consequence would feel. I genuinely will watch my speed and driving from now on and hope it was a lucky escape with only a fine.

Oh and by the way on my way home from that incident someone nearly wrote off my car in a collision because of their reckless driving. Wanker!

The fucking irony pains me.