Eye test blues

I went for an eye test the other day. My company sent me. Health and safety and the other shit. Because I don’t actually need to go. My eyes work perfectly…… Don’t they?
Well apparently not. It seems that my right eye is weak. In fact it needs the left to operate properly. Damn, that is annoying.
Here’s what I see.

I thought my eye sight was fine and dandy.

The way I see things now is I better stay clear of anyone with medical authority. Just in case they tell me more things I don’t need to hear.

After all. I am perfect.